"Cats will suffocate/eat your baby."I'm not sure where this anti-cat sentiment came from. Given some of the bizarre cat myths I've heard over the years I'm inclined to believe that the same traits that lead to cat hatred also lead to making up stories about your opponents. Feel free to extrapolate this to which ever political groups you hate.
So far our cat has sniffed our baby (with disdain) and has occasionally had to be removed from various pieces of baby furniture. Given the high price and low quality of most cat furniture I'm seriously considering getting an extra foam changing pad for a cat bed.
"Your car seat is easy and intuitive to install."Apparently this is only true for certain models of SUV in the 2015 model year. It was most certainly not true for our 2001 model year car (sorry, we're bad consumers who buy long lasting cars and then perform maintenance on them. I know it's really terrible that we're doing that to the economy and it would be better for everyone if we bought a car that would need replacing in 5 years. If it makes you feel better you can come over and have some of my homebrew beer that I've made with money I wasn't spending on car payments).
"You can soothe a child and type at the same time."Ok, this is one I keep telling myself. It totally does not work. My wife's holding the baby as I type this.
"Once your infant is fully asleep with floppy limbs it will be nearly impossible to wake her"Lies! Any attempt to fool around with mommy instantly wakes up the baby.
And now:
Gratuitous adorable baby picture
Your wife shared your blog with us and now I'm here, and laughing!
ReplyDeleteI can't believe how quickly 8 months went by for us. It seriously only gets funnier.
Well, there are days where you only laugh because if you don't, you'll cry. But mostly babies are funny.
..Belinda
I'm glad you like the blog!
ReplyDeleteI'll try to keep on laughing. Between my daughter, my relatives, and a whole lot of sleep deprivation I'm sure I'll be able to find the whole world hilarious.